IRN BRU

a scots' favorite drink
is the same color as a
crossing guard's orange vest.

this soda drink is scotland's most popular. however, because of the color dyes they use, it can't be made in the states. if it were, they would have to inspect each can individually to make sure it was safe. but then again, they also eat sheep intestines here so what's a little food coloring going to do, right?