monster mash

he confused shooting
stars with a posse of bad
ass flying witches.

who thought up headaches?

the same person that
keeps stealing my underwear
out of the dryer.

the noise i'll be making in 5 minutes

z z z z z
z z z z z z z
z z z z z...

dasher

a stampede of deer
in the middle of our race,
can i get a lift?

love

32 words for
it in the eskimo language,
but one in english.

(leaf)ing

off to n.c. where
the leaves change colors and there
are no computers.

(i'll have to skip a couple days..but no worries, be back soon!)

the buzz

he sang about all
the bees that swarmed his pockets
in search of honey.

spirit mittens!

i'm confused right now.
it's florida, so why is it
so damn cold outside?!

brrr...it's cold out there,
there must be some cold fronts in
the atmosphere. woo!

(its only fun if you say it to the beat of the cheer from bring it on!)

guten birthday!

scary to think you
can legally be behind
a steering wheel.

(happy belated vic-a-roo.)

butter belly

call her pretty princess

she drew giant rainbows,
hearts, and butterflies all
over my hands and feet.

(drawing compliments of cousin aubrey, or should i say pretty princess...her nickname, self-given. it's of me, i really do have great style, don't you think?)

woody, is that you?

the sound of pecking
and a flash of red, stopped me
on a morning run.

play it

"and it's hard times in
the city, livin' down in
new york town. " -dylan

Bamanda be happy

up in cat heaven
with a belly full of steak
and hot angel boys.

(or girls, not sure...)
r.i.p. bamanda, 1989-2006

simple pleasures

wanting to be like
amelie i dipped my hand
into the wet slip.

news journal mini jokes

where should a dog go
if it loses its tail? an-
swer: a retail store!

(i'm gonna say hypens aren't cheating...i was just getting frustrated with this one.)

in search of fried ice cream

the fried bananas
reminded him of slugs with
a thin, crunchy shell.

i think my body's trying to tell me something

the taste of nyquil
fresh on my tongue, just waiting
for it to kick in.

everytime a skydiver jumps an angel gets its wings

we looked up in the
sky and saw angels falling...
oops, just skydivers.

goggle loogies

swimming with the sea
turtles and pointy nosed fish,
i'm glad i woke up.

things that start with the letter p

pea coats (i need one),
psychology tests (hate them),
and pumpkin pie (mmm...)

curious

whatever happened
to the prizes hidden in
cereal boxes?

what a kite eats

i think just tree leaves
and fresh air, with a cloud puff
or two for dessert.

my new friend, david song!

he screamed like a girl
when he saw the carnival
rides, his first ever.

banana pancakes and blackouts

it was morning and
he was making banana pancakes
and waking up slow.

hope that at the end

of the night, you aren't like
this picture...blacked out!

(happy 21st old man)

on my dorm room floor

gum wrappers, lucky
charms bits, a stick of charcoal,
dirty pink flip flops...

(this one could go on for awhile)

fuck it...i need ice cream

i knew too many
good things were happening, its
about time i fell.

its not a clip on

bow tie pasta, my
favorite type of noodles, they're
both fun and formal!

java love

at the kiosk she
squirted a heart of caramel
into his coffee.

i look forward to
my free shots of whipped cream from
the starbucks lady.

(i was inspired to write two today, must be the caffeine :)

it's true

brushtrokes unique as
fingerprints, no two people's
exactly the same.

put your right foot in

hmm, so what if the
hokey pokey really is
what it's all about?